How To Go Out On A Date In Queens

Ron Perlman
Jason Alexander
Esai Morales
Alison Eastwood
Kimberly Williams
Rob Estes

Director	Michelle Danner
Producer	Michelle Danner; Brian Drillinger
Writer	Richard Vetere

Just Be Yourself... Only Better!

What's the secret to the perfect date? Self-proclaimed expert Stan thinks he has it all figured out: Just shine your shoes, polish you lines... and lie like a rug! But smooth-talking, smart-dressing Stan (Brian Drillinger) is about to get a real education in the dos and don'ts of the mating game when he drags his pal Artie (Rob Estes) along for the ride on the proverbial date from hell. Meanwhile, beleaguered bookie Johnny (Jason Alexander), learns a few hard lessons of his own after a Russian Mafia enforcer (Ron Perlman) interrupts Johnny's romantic rendezvous with his longtime mistress and offers to "solve" all his money problems. Permanently.